Top 10

Here are the top 10 craziest baby names that I have found (most of which are celebrities kids name):


1. Princess Tiaamii 
2. Heavenly Hiranni Tiger Lilly
3. Audio Science (it was so crazy it has to be named twice)
4. Pilot Inspektor (again crazy enough to be named twice)
5. Blanket
6. Apple Martin
7. Jermajesty (could be shortened to Germ if necessary) 
8. Weird names run in the family of Frank Zappa who's kids names are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen 
9. Blue Angel
10. And if you simply cant think of a baby name, just name them Kyd

Think About It.

Some names should be avoided at all costs (unless you've been saving to send your child to clown college). Here are some of them:

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris Cross (criss-cross)
Chris P. Bacon (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
June Bugg (dune bug)
Kerry Oki (karaoke)
Leigh King (leaking)
Mo Lestor (molestor)
Neil Down (kneel down)
Pepe Roni (pepperoni)
Phil Graves (fill graves)
Robin Banks (robbing banks)
Rick Shaw (rickshaw)
Sam Manilla (salmonella)
Seymour Butts (see more butts)
Seymour Weiner (see more wiener)
Sharon Needles (sharing needles)
Teresa Green (trees are green)

So the moral of the story is sometimes you need to look further into a name to see what it's really saying!

Christmas

Christmas break went by really fast this year. I got alot of clothes and gift cards for Christmas but my favorite present was my new Amazon Kindle Fire. I spend alot of time baby-sitting, being with family, and up north. I went to Eau Claire for 3 days and baby sat my two younger siblings the rest of break. I also got to watch movies I have been wanting to see for a while. I watched Soul Surfer, which was an amazing movie and I also watched Bridesmaids, which wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be.

Names With Funny Meanings-part 2

This weeks post is the second half of last weeks list. So again these names are normal but when you put them together and say them out loud they take on a new meaning! 

-Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic)
-Jim Shorts
-Jim Shu
-Jim Sox
-Laura Norder (law and order)
-Les Payne - should be an anesthesiologist
-Les Plack, a real dentist
-Missy Sippy (and her mom, Mrs. Sippy)
-Neil Down
-Olive Yew (I love you)
-Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden)-Ray Gunn
-Ray Zenz (raisins)
-X. Benedict
These names defiantly are strange and funny! Ray is defiantly a normal name but when the last name is either 'Gunn' or 'Zenz' the name isn't normal anymore. I wonder, do parents think about these things when they name their kids?

Names With Funny Meanings

The names for this week are names that are normal but when put together with the last name are pretty strange and funny!

• Anna Fender (an offender)
• Anna Recksiek (anorexic)
• Ben Down
• Eileen Dover
• Skip Dover
• Brandy Anne Koch (Brandy and Coke)
• Candace Spencer (can dispenser)
• Carrie Dababi (carry the baby)
• Chip Munk
• Chip Stone (sculptor)
• Chris P. Bacon
• Eaton Wright
• Liv Good
• Harry R. M. Pitts
• Holly Wood
• Ima Hogg

These are just SOME of the weird names for this week and as you can tell they are really strange!

What were they thinking?

What were they thinking is a very common question asked when parents tell people their kids name. But you can't ask that question to celebrities cause they might freak out all over twitter because their children were "offended" by your comment. The following are some names that parents should defiantly be answering the question What were they thinking? (I also added some pictures!)

 

WEIRD Baby Names:

-Blue Angel

-Bluebell Madonna

-Camera

-Calico

-Lark Song

-Pilot Inspektor

-Ocean

-Rocket

-Sage Moonblood

-Satchel!

Musical Parents

This new list of weird baby names is for the music loving parents. All of the following names were chosen for babies because their parents were crazy about music! Here are the names:

-Capella                                                         -Mandrigal
-Choral                                                          -Music
-Chime                                                           -Pipa
-Euphony                                                       -Rhapsody
-Fermata                                                        -Serenade
-Jazz                                                              -Song
-Lark                                                             -Stanza
-Libretta                                                       
-Lyric

You may now agree with me that these are weird musical baby names. Very few people in my opinion would be happy having some of these names. Parents most likely choose music related names for their kids hoping they will grow up to love music! I don't think this is right because the child should be able to choose what they like without feeling like their parents don't approve. It would really suck for somebody whose name is Music but they hate all kinds of music!

So now after reading two lists of weird baby names think about this question:

Are unique baby names a tribute to individuality or narcissistic?