Think About It.

Some names should be avoided at all costs (unless you've been saving to send your child to clown college). Here are some of them:

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris Cross (criss-cross)
Chris P. Bacon (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
June Bugg (dune bug)
Kerry Oki (karaoke)
Leigh King (leaking)
Mo Lestor (molestor)
Neil Down (kneel down)
Pepe Roni (pepperoni)
Phil Graves (fill graves)
Robin Banks (robbing banks)
Rick Shaw (rickshaw)
Sam Manilla (salmonella)
Seymour Butts (see more butts)
Seymour Weiner (see more wiener)
Sharon Needles (sharing needles)
Teresa Green (trees are green)

So the moral of the story is sometimes you need to look further into a name to see what it's really saying!